CHEAP DRIVERS EDS TEST, IT HAS ELECTROLYTES.
What happened todayyiyiyiyyiyyiyiyiy:
1) Outside, Matt and Jeb were walking to Chilpotle while Matt let out a wet....yummy shart. So, Matt frantically goes inside Fuddruckers with his butt cheeks compressed to hold in the excess shart.
2) I almost got ran over. No joke. Matt saved mi life
3)At Matts casa, Jeb had to go poo poo and stayed in the bathroom for quite a while. So, we decided to check in to see how things were going. The smell was hideous. We opened the door, and it smelled like the inside of someones jockey mixed with a retainer case. Jeb was so scared that he decided to cover his ball sack and slowly reach for his pants. Then, Jeb took another craperlacker and texted me telling that he had a really bad stomachache. The End
4) Brandon went poo.
Hahaha. Helloo Kelvin. You just got owned.
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