what.the.funks

Hailing from Mira Mesa, Kris Butiong a.k.a. Wtfunks, cares about 4 things in life (in no particular order): toys, his girlfriend, COD, and 5 and a Dime. Let us embark on a magical journey, into a day in the life, with this young, 22 year old male light skinned filipino!


Here, we have our subject still in his dormant state, probably at the time of 10:40 am. Note that he slept at 4 am the night before, totally pwning some noobs at COD.

Ah, the beast awakens!

Look how crappy he looks...

Darn, the TV doesn't even work! He looks agitated.

Destination Number One.

Answering that morning text, who could it be from?

What to wear, what to wear...

Hey look, purple undies for today!

Bathroom Business.

Oh look, he's clean now!

Cuffin' to show off that selvage!

[20-30 minutes later, after driving to downtown, 701 8th Street at the 5 & A Dime Establishment]

>Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Yawn... *pen twirl*

Finally, a customer! Now which hat do you want?

Just checking up on the office.

Pretending to do something important...

Ringing up customers. Ah, you want that hat.

Bagging the goods up!

Oh what's this, a messy t-shirt? (this was definitely not staged)

An art like this, takes such precision.

Look at those perfect folds. What a master at his craft.

With such swiftness! Only a student trained under the master of t-shirt folding could achieve such perfection.

Making that final adjustment.

Viola! Done.

Hey...

Come here often?

Time for some fresh air.

Get out of here, you darn hypebeasts!

"Hello, 5 & A Dime, this is Kris, how may I help you?"

Lunch: done value menu style.

Oh, hey Jay (owner of 5 & A Dime)!

Poppin' in those nuggets!

Chewin' on some fries!

Damn! He's hungry!

Gotta wash it all down.

Look, the mailman! I wonder if he has anything (lucky bags!)

I guess we'll wait for him.

Straight chillin'...

[after 25 minutes, Kris' girlfriend Thanh arrives at the store with some Jamba Juice for Kris]

Aww, there was something!

"Oh, wtfunks is this?" - Jay

Silly goose, those are the Gargamel Lucky Bags!

Agh, I gotta blog these first...

"Hmm, this one has a slight more curvature to it." -Jay
"*@!$# let's open one already!" - Kris
"I like this one." - Thanh

The moment of truth.

Oooooooooooooooooooooo!

The loot! But no handpaints. :(

The hidden gem in the bag, a micro zag! (hey, that rhymes)

Packing it all up for departure to display cases!

Back home, with some new company.

It's been a long day.

>Sorry Thanh, no time for web-camming, there's people to pwn!

Putting the game face on!

Game face put on.

Again, with such swiftness!

>+1!

After 5 hours of play, it's time to brush and get ready for bed.

Knocked out!